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Officially Sucks

Your friend sucks. Now there’s paperwork. Pick a first name, hear three announcements and get a joke certificate. Optional paid purchases from C$1 before tax; adults and friends in on it. Ends Oct 17, 2026.

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Your friend sucks. Now there’s paperwork. Pick a first name, hear three announcements and get a joke certificate. Optional paid purchases from C$1 before tax; adults and friends in on it. Ends Oct 17, 2026.

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